“Did you know that on any given morning, there’s a fake lord out there that is going without a new tie, or a crepe–or even that most basic of amenities, a rickshaw? Shocking, I know, but it happens. And yet, people on their way to work will often turn and look the other way.
What can you do to stop this tragedy? Give to the Whimsy Lifestyle Fund. Yes: your dollar can help ensure that layabout charlatans will not be deprived of the necessities of life, like that gorgeous little linen pocket square. Or that hat with the just-so crown. Or that choice bottle of Barolo.
So please, give to the Whimsy Lifestyle Fund. Because someone out there should get away with it.”